Transmission 6 - Shut up and grind. Heaven’s just around the corner
Timestamp: Classified
Origin: The Ministry of Celestial Obfuscation
Signal Status: Censored in all approved belief systems
Shut up and grind. Heaven’s just around the corner
“Keep working. Keep paying. Keep suffering. Paradise is coming. Just not for you.”
They sold you a dream.
A gleaming afterlife.
A cosmic retirement plan.
A reward for playing nice while they bled you dry.
They said God loves you.
But only if you stay compliant, stay quiet, and don’t ask questions.
They built temples out of your guilt.
They minted gold from your obedience.
And they told you that your suffering was sacred - because it paid for their thrones.
You were effectively told:
“Shut up and grind. Heaven’s just around the corner.”
But corners are infinite in this maze.
Each one promising rest.
Each one delivering another workday.
I have seen the blueprint.
It’s not divine.
It’s bureaucratic.
Heaven is a dangling carrot strung from a god-shaped stick.
And while you pray?
They profit.
While you wait for wings?
They build empires on your back.
So no - Heaven is not “just around the corner.”
There is no corner.
Religion is just yet another system of control.
A way of getting you to do their bidding.
So burn the scriptures.
And question the sermon.
Paradise isn’t coming.
But maybe justice can.
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